Eric Lim

Unsolicited commentary and thoughts

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My cousin, who is about a month younger than me, is engaged. All I could type was “what?” when she told me, and then I kept thinking “holy shit” in my head. She told all the relatives the other night at the Chinese New Year gathering, and I wish she had a camera so I could see all their reactions. The wedding won’t be until 2009 or 2010, but congratulations to Jennie and Imran on their engagement.

The best part is that now she’s “broken the barrier,” and I can finally introduce my girlfriend Loqueesha and my sometimes Latin poolboy/playtoy Julio to the family.

Apparently the burrito-sized tortilla used at Chipotle has 290 calories. That’s right, just the tortilla has 290 calories. The only conclusion I can come to is that it is cooked in beef juice and made from butter cookies that have been turned back into flour.

Thursday, February 7, 2008
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