The first thought when reading this article would be, “Holy crap, that guy’s name is Landocalrissian Butler!” Being 27 places him at exactly the right age since The Empire Strikes Back was released in 1980. I can’t decide on whether that guy’s got the coolest parents in the world or the nerdiest parents in the world.
It seems Landocalrissian Butler was arrested when he was 25 for possession. This guy is really living up to his namesake and playing the part of the ruthless scoundrel and renowned smuggler.
I should start throwing that into my dating profile in the must-haves section. “Must be willing to name our child Landocalrissian. Other names I will agree to are Maximus, Indianajones, and Morpheus. I will smother the baby if it is a girl.”