I want to get business cards made that just say:

Eric Lim In charge of everything funny on the internet

One of the neighbors in my apartment complex lets their cats wander around outside. One of them in particular is rather brazen and snuck into my place once when I wasn’t looking. I’ve lured him into my place a couple of times as well with the promise of candy and otter pops. Oddly enough that same bait worked for about 15 20-somethings on Saturday.