Eric Lim

Unsolicited commentary and thoughts

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I would like someone to come by every morning, and when I ask them, “Hey, do you have an Egg McMuffin in your pocket?” they would say, “Why, yes I do.” Then I would be happy.

Has anyone ever actually put an Egg McMuffin in their pocket? I bet if I were to do that I would be the first person ever to do it. Then I could use the line on the ladies at the bar. “Have you ever put an Egg McMuffin in your pocket? I have. It wasn’t as delicious as I expected.” Then I would taste pepper spray.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008
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