Item No. 41
Written on Tuesday, October 7, 2008
I would like someone to come by every morning, and when I ask them, “Hey, do you have an Egg McMuffin in your pocket?” they would say, “Why, yes I do.” Then I would be happy.
Has anyone ever actually put an Egg McMuffin in their pocket? I bet if I were to do that I would be the first person ever to do it. Then I could use the line on the ladies at the bar. “Have you ever put an Egg McMuffin in your pocket? I have. It wasn’t as delicious as I expected.” Then I would taste pepper spray.
About
Eric Lim works as a front-end developer in Orange County, California and spends his time squandering his potential.
In his spare time he surfs the internets, pirates music and movies, pets strange kitties, and makes a big mess when he eats. He also tends to say things that make no sense because he doesn't really listen to himself when he talks.