My cousin sent me a link to this. I told her I had already seen it, and this was her reply:

you’ve seen everything. EVERYTHING. its like you ARE the internet.

I’m pleased to announce that I have achieved my goal in life. I have become what I loved.

In other news, the drawing of the spider sold for $10,000.

And in completely unrelated news, although probably related to me becoming the internet, this video of girls freaking out about the announcement of the winner of American Idol is awesome.