I’ve been on my “diet” since Sunday now. I’m eating a lotta salads. Lotta chicken. Lots of fruit and yogurt and whole grains too. It’s very odd. I swear it’s making my bowel movements all funky. Just thought I’d share that. This being, you know, a blog and all.

Naturally, I’ve found myself craving a lot of stuff. I’m tempted to start making a list of everything I want to eat, but that would probably be torture. A big bucket of KFC chicken sounds really good right now though. Stupid Orange County and their limited Popeye’s locations.