There’s nothing quite like waiting in the drive-thru at Jack in the Box for my Christmas dinner. Apparently Jack in the Box is the only restaurant open on Christmas aside for Tommy’s, and I’d rather go the unhealthy route than the extremely unhealthy and you’ll feel like you’re gonna die route.
Even better, a few cars ahead of us in line I saw the driver get out with an open beer bottle in hand, and he looked to be rather intoxicated. I contemplated informing the police about this and the fact that he could possibly ruin someone else’s Christmas, but then I would be ruining his Christmas. Ah hell, drunk-guy-with-open-bottle-in-the-car, Merry Christmas!