I started a new (old) job a couple of weeks ago, and as part of the hiring process I had to undergo a background check and a drug test. I wasn’t worried about either part, although this was the first time I’d taken a drug test.
Ever had to pee on demand? It’s not easy, and in fact it’s probably not possible if you just relieved yourself fifteen minutes before.
Then there’s nothing more awesome than drinking four cups of water, feeling like I need to pee, saying to the nurse, “I’m ready!” then going into the small bathroom and not having enough urine come out once again.
Finally after drinking another two cups and rocking back and forth in my seat like a child, I went back in, and this time I filled the cup to the point where it almost overflowed. I came out of there with a big ass grin on my smile. Take that, drug test!