Item No. 122
Written on Saturday, July 4, 2009
I started a new (old) job a couple of weeks ago, and as part of the hiring process I had to undergo a background check and a drug test. I wasn’t worried about either part, although this was the first time I’d taken a drug test.
Ever had to pee on demand? It’s not easy, and in fact it’s probably not possible if you just relieved yourself fifteen minutes before.
Then there’s nothing more awesome than drinking four cups of water, feeling like I need to pee, saying to the nurse, “I’m ready!” then going into the small bathroom and not having enough urine come out once again.
Finally after drinking another two cups and rocking back and forth in my seat like a child, I went back in, and this time I filled the cup to the point where it almost overflowed. I came out of there with a big ass grin on my smile. Take that, drug test!
About
Eric Lim works as a front-end developer in Orange County, California and spends his time squandering his potential.
In his spare time he surfs the internets, pirates music and movies, pets strange kitties, and makes a big mess when he eats. He also tends to say things that make no sense because he doesn't really listen to himself when he talks.