Eric Lim

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My fantasy basketball team of all-white players is holding on to first place as I write this. This time around they are dubbed “The Pale Males,” and according to friends knowledgeable on the subject of basketball, I’ve got a pretty good line-up. For some reason though, I feel like it may only be me and a couple of other people in the league that are still playing. This is certainly bringing down my happiness level, but my fantasy basketball-knowledgeable friend informs me that everyone else is in fact still playing, and yes, they are being beaten by the whiteys.

I’m excited at the prospect of my team actually winning the league, although I fear that if they do it may reignite my deep inner belief in the Aryan race. It could possibly lead to me hating myself.

Saturday, December 12, 2009
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