The Tom Haverford Dictionary from Parks & Recreation – Season 3, Episode 10, “Soulmates” Apps – Appetizers Zerts – Desserts Tray trays – Entrees Sammies, Sandoozles, Adam Sandlers – Sandwiches Cool Blasterz – Air Conditioners Big ol’ Cookies – Cake Long Ass Rice – Noodles Fry Fry Chicky Chick – Fried Chicken Chicky Chicky Parm Parm – Chicken Parm Chicky Catch – Chicken Cacciatori Pre-Birds, Future Birds – Eggs Super Water – Root Beer Tortillas – Bean Blankies Food Rakes – Forks Go Go Mobile – Car